Attention, members of the David Duchovny Estrogen Brigade: You are not the only ones lusting after the hunky X-Files star. Singer Bree Sharp has gone so far as to pen a musical valentine—simply titled "David Duchovny"— to the man who plays Fox Mulder. With the infectious single from Sharp’s debut CD, A Cheap and Evil Girl (out July 27), already receiving radio airplay, her once-private crush is no longer a secret. "I’m not the kind to fall easily for TV stars," says the single, New York–based Sharp.

  "But he’s got it going on." Witness such lyrics as "So smug and so smart/He’s abducted my heart" and a chorus that finds her repeating, "David Duchovny, why won’t you love me?" The song arrested the attention of Duchovny—and Hollywood—when a copy of the humorous ditty reached the offices of The X-Files earlier this year, and members of the staff made a video featuring Duchovny (above), plus lip-synching cameos by Rosie O’Donnell, Brad Pitt and Kiss. (The chances of the video airing on TV are slim; the celebrities involved would have to consent, and they participated as a lark.) Now Sharp plans to film the "official" video, without the man of honor. "I haven’t met him," she says. "But it seems like the inevitable end to all of this."