An ode to Mulder asks, "David Duchovny, why won't you love me?"

  Bree Sharp isn't your average fan. The 23-year-old is so smitten with the man who plays Mulder that she put her feelings into a song, called - what else? - "David Duchovny." Although Bree has yet to meet the X-Files star - whose "sense of humor and dry, quick wit," make her melt - the clever tune did get her a record deal, and, who knows, it may yet get her an audience with the actor himself. Her fantasy meeting: "My favorite is where I really don't say much," she says, "but I give him longing looks with my eyes and he responds in kind."

  Caption: The David ditty can be found on A Cheap and Easy Girl.